Am I the only person who wished he'd gone to Fyre Festival after finding out how badly it collapsed? In the minefield of truly awful news that 2017 has comprised so far, here's an isolated instance of feel-good slapstick, possibly the only recent misfortune that could be said to have befallen the "right" people. And yet, as far as Fyre Festival seems to be from reality, it somehow embodies the present zeitgeist like nothing in politics ever quite could.